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       (This article was first published in the Worthing FC 
        Programme in the 2002-2003 season) 
      On and on and on and on and… 
      
      Another programme, another Sussex derby to preview. This 
        one is the A24 Derby, but unfortunately that doesn’t involve 20 
        horses jumping over the Findon roundabout. After the fantastic support 
        we had at Bognor, it would be superb if we could keep that up and further 
        establish our reputation as the most committed and most passionate supporters 
        in Sussex. 
      Have you noticed that the worse Worthing do, the more 
        noise us fans make getting behind the team, hence the regular singing 
        in the middle of last season – why is that? The Horseman thinks 
        it’s because when we’re doing well, less alcohol is needed 
        to dull the pain. 
      And speaking of alcohol, it’s another devastating 
        catastrophe that this game falls on a Tuesday, particularly after a couple 
        of Rebels fans paced out the perfect pre-match pub-crawl from the station 
        to the town centre to the ground and back again over the summer. 
      Prediction: Against the striking might 
        of Gavin Geddes and Robbie Collins (likened to Michael Owen by Crawley 
        boss Billy Smith, a good 4 months before he released Collins on a free 
        transfer), can the Rebels gain a valuable derby win? Tune in to the next 
        thrilling instalment to find out… 
      
      An Englishman’s home may be a castle, but Winsor 
        & Eton’s is a bit of a shed. The ground just inside Windsor, 
        but just outside civilisation, and set back from the road – for 
        some reason I get it easily confused with Horsham – must be the 
        barbour jacket middle-England vibe clouding my jedi-like focus. Having 
        this game four days later isn’t going to help much now, is it? 
      The ground is a long way from Tipperary, and is definitely 
        a taxi ride from the station, whether it be central or riverside. If the 
        Queen’s in, give her my regards. The lanes next to the castle come 
        highly recommended for pub-crawling, but are notoriously difficult to 
        navigate. 
      Forecast: Good to firm 
      
      Home of the original “train trip” (well, Leyton 
        Pennant was really, but seeing as that was only 2 people it doesn’t 
        count), and a big favourite with travelling Rebels due to the Waggon & 
        Horses pub in Surbition, the fixture list has yet again cruelly snatched 
        this pleasure away from us.  
      Walton’s pitch lies marooned in the centre of a 
        local sports centre, with a large alien meringue behind one goal and a 
        club house with the most selective choice of draught beer in the league 
        (i.e. two pumps, and a large selection of cans), giving the place all 
        the ambience of a Bognor seafront bar. Nonetheless, a good place to watch 
        Pop Idol on the telly. 
      I can hear voices: oh yes, I can you 
        know. What do they say? Theo Paphitis (chairman of Ryman stationers and 
        Millwall Football Club) used to be on the board here. 
      Regrets? No – but then I’ve had 
        a few 
        The Flying Horseman 
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