TUESDAY 
      9th MARCH 2004 
      Ryman League Division One South 
      EPSOM & EWELL (1) 2 (No idea but the second goal was class) 
       WORTHING 
      (1) 2 (Freeman, Dicker) 
      Attendance 86 (According to Helen who counted them during the second 
      half)   
      “So to Epsom we go on Tuesday where anything other 
        than three points will be seen as a massive disappointment” – 
        My Croydon Athletic match report last week. 
      Prepare to be disappointed then as a decimated Rebels 
        side, lined up against mega-bottom Epsom & Ewell, whose well-organised 
        side belied their lowly league status. No excuses, the side we put out 
        should have beaten Epsom comfortably and we didn’t. Two factors 
        influenced the result – complacency and our old friend in the middle, 
        Mr Andy Legg. This is not going to be a Lewes-esque rant against the official 
        but merely a listing of the facts. Nko Ekoku was hauled down four yards 
        inside the area; Legg blew and gave a free kick. His unnecessarily fussy 
        approach ruined the game and caused tempers to flare. Andy Ducille was 
        booked for being struck in the face and then in the second half, Legg 
        surpassed himself by booking Pulling for “persistent infringement”, 
        then Shaun Grice “for laughing at him” followed by Pullers 
        again (and therefore a red one) for saying “You’re having 
        a terrible game referee” immediately after he had booked the laughing 
        assassin Grice. Unbelievable and all this in a crazy 60 second spell early 
        in the second half, confirming the fact that he had totally lost the plot. 
      So, to the game. I have to be honest, I missed the first 
        ten minutes having spent 1 hour and 20 minutes inside a broken down train 
        at Reedham. However, I paid my £5.50 and wandered in just in time 
        to see Epsom’s inswinging corner glanced in at the near post to 
        open the scoring. Freeman was being an absolute pain in the rear all game 
        and picked up his customary booking - the only surprise being that it 
        was for deliberate handball. However, Darren was to have the last laugh 
        as he equalised with a diving header after Nko Ekoku’s shot had 
        been parried. Half time came and went and it took only 50 seconds for 
        Epsom to gain supremacy with quite simply, the best goal I have seen all 
        season – the tragedy being that there was hardly anyone there to 
        see it and the fact that I don’t even know who scored it, as there 
        were no announcements. Whoever you are though, I salute you for your forty 
        yard dipping, swerving volley that gave Will Packham no chance. The Rebels 
        were rattled and following Legg’s crazy 60 seconds, a man down and 
        seemingly out of this. 
      Gavin Jones was brought on for Nko Ekoku in a substitution 
        that smelt more of desperation than divine inspiration. However, his direct 
        style and work ethic lifted the Rebels and the equaliser was inevitable, 
        albeit from a surprising source. Chris Dicker was having one of THOSE 
        days – everything had gone wrong and his head had visibly dropped 
        but, latching on to a poor clearance, he took a swing (slipping over in 
        the process) and the ball looped over the ‘keeper and into the net. 
        Freeman was particularly pleased about this as only moments before, the 
        Epsom ‘keeper was guilty of some obscene showboating that Darren 
        responded to in his own unique way with his rapier-like wit. It takes 
        a brave man to wind up Freeman, and a braver one still to do it with a 
        name like Albert. 
      The Rebels pressed forward in search of the winner and 
        came close to it on a number of occasions with Clay Lamont, Gavin Jones 
        and Will Packham (!) all coming very close but it was not to be. With 
        two points dropped again to the league’s worst side and lengthy 
        reports to write on the performance of Mr Legg (who may well be in some 
        serious bother if certain allegations about his conduct tonight are proved 
        true) it was an entirely unsatisfactory evening out.  
      Despite this the facts remain we picked up a point away 
        from home, we had 10 influential players out injured or unavailable, we 
        didn’t lose, we had the erratic Mr Legg to contend with and Manchester 
        Utd went out of the European Cup. With two more signings imminent it seems 
        Alan Pook isn’t prepared to put up with this sort of performance 
        and that some of tonight’s squad may well be moved on to accommodate 
        them. 
      So that’s a broken down bus for me on Saturday and 
        a broken down train for me tonight. I take it there are no volunteers 
        to fly with me to the next game? 
         
        TEAM – John Keeley, Sean Edwards, James Virgo, 
        Glen Davies, Ross Johnson, Owen Hill, Ben Carrington, Paul Rogers, Sam 
        Francis, Mark Knee, Wesley Lopez 
      Oh sorry, the one that we put out – not the team 
        of injured, suspended or unavailable players? OK then 
      TEAM – Will Packham 7, Andrew Beech 
        6, Chris Dicker 5, Andy Lutwyche 5, Clay Lamont 6, Nko Ekoku 6 (sub Gavin 
        Jones 7), Shaun Grice 5, Andy Ducille 5, Darren Freeman 6 (sub Damian 
        Dobbyn 5), Gavin Geddes 6, Mark Pulling 6 SUBS NOT USED Daryl 
        Plummer, Roy Pook, Ross Johnson 
      MY MAN OF THE MATCH – Andy Mansbridge, 
        outstanding abuse of Andy Legg throughout the game. Never stopped the 
        abuse when others let their heads drop. 
      (Thanks to Ian for this report) 
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