TUESDAY
9th MARCH 2004
Ryman League Division One South
EPSOM & EWELL (1) 2 (No idea but the second goal was class)
WORTHING
(1) 2 (Freeman, Dicker)
Attendance 86 (According to Helen who counted them during the second
half)
“So to Epsom we go on Tuesday where anything other
than three points will be seen as a massive disappointment” –
My Croydon Athletic match report last week.
Prepare to be disappointed then as a decimated Rebels
side, lined up against mega-bottom Epsom & Ewell, whose well-organised
side belied their lowly league status. No excuses, the side we put out
should have beaten Epsom comfortably and we didn’t. Two factors
influenced the result – complacency and our old friend in the middle,
Mr Andy Legg. This is not going to be a Lewes-esque rant against the official
but merely a listing of the facts. Nko Ekoku was hauled down four yards
inside the area; Legg blew and gave a free kick. His unnecessarily fussy
approach ruined the game and caused tempers to flare. Andy Ducille was
booked for being struck in the face and then in the second half, Legg
surpassed himself by booking Pulling for “persistent infringement”,
then Shaun Grice “for laughing at him” followed by Pullers
again (and therefore a red one) for saying “You’re having
a terrible game referee” immediately after he had booked the laughing
assassin Grice. Unbelievable and all this in a crazy 60 second spell early
in the second half, confirming the fact that he had totally lost the plot.
So, to the game. I have to be honest, I missed the first
ten minutes having spent 1 hour and 20 minutes inside a broken down train
at Reedham. However, I paid my £5.50 and wandered in just in time
to see Epsom’s inswinging corner glanced in at the near post to
open the scoring. Freeman was being an absolute pain in the rear all game
and picked up his customary booking - the only surprise being that it
was for deliberate handball. However, Darren was to have the last laugh
as he equalised with a diving header after Nko Ekoku’s shot had
been parried. Half time came and went and it took only 50 seconds for
Epsom to gain supremacy with quite simply, the best goal I have seen all
season – the tragedy being that there was hardly anyone there to
see it and the fact that I don’t even know who scored it, as there
were no announcements. Whoever you are though, I salute you for your forty
yard dipping, swerving volley that gave Will Packham no chance. The Rebels
were rattled and following Legg’s crazy 60 seconds, a man down and
seemingly out of this.
Gavin Jones was brought on for Nko Ekoku in a substitution
that smelt more of desperation than divine inspiration. However, his direct
style and work ethic lifted the Rebels and the equaliser was inevitable,
albeit from a surprising source. Chris Dicker was having one of THOSE
days – everything had gone wrong and his head had visibly dropped
but, latching on to a poor clearance, he took a swing (slipping over in
the process) and the ball looped over the ‘keeper and into the net.
Freeman was particularly pleased about this as only moments before, the
Epsom ‘keeper was guilty of some obscene showboating that Darren
responded to in his own unique way with his rapier-like wit. It takes
a brave man to wind up Freeman, and a braver one still to do it with a
name like Albert.
The Rebels pressed forward in search of the winner and
came close to it on a number of occasions with Clay Lamont, Gavin Jones
and Will Packham (!) all coming very close but it was not to be. With
two points dropped again to the league’s worst side and lengthy
reports to write on the performance of Mr Legg (who may well be in some
serious bother if certain allegations about his conduct tonight are proved
true) it was an entirely unsatisfactory evening out.
Despite this the facts remain we picked up a point away
from home, we had 10 influential players out injured or unavailable, we
didn’t lose, we had the erratic Mr Legg to contend with and Manchester
Utd went out of the European Cup. With two more signings imminent it seems
Alan Pook isn’t prepared to put up with this sort of performance
and that some of tonight’s squad may well be moved on to accommodate
them.
So that’s a broken down bus for me on Saturday and
a broken down train for me tonight. I take it there are no volunteers
to fly with me to the next game?
TEAM – John Keeley, Sean Edwards, James Virgo,
Glen Davies, Ross Johnson, Owen Hill, Ben Carrington, Paul Rogers, Sam
Francis, Mark Knee, Wesley Lopez
Oh sorry, the one that we put out – not the team
of injured, suspended or unavailable players? OK then
TEAM – Will Packham 7, Andrew Beech
6, Chris Dicker 5, Andy Lutwyche 5, Clay Lamont 6, Nko Ekoku 6 (sub Gavin
Jones 7), Shaun Grice 5, Andy Ducille 5, Darren Freeman 6 (sub Damian
Dobbyn 5), Gavin Geddes 6, Mark Pulling 6 SUBS NOT USED Daryl
Plummer, Roy Pook, Ross Johnson
MY MAN OF THE MATCH – Andy Mansbridge,
outstanding abuse of Andy Legg throughout the game. Never stopped the
abuse when others let their heads drop.
(Thanks to Ian for this report)
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