SATURDAY 
      27th MARCH 2004 
      Ryman League Division One South 
      WORTHING 
      (1) 3 (Rogers, Ekoku, Pulling) 
      TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED (1) 2 
      Attendance 505  
      2.00 and the class get the news from headmaster Mr DC 
        Stevens–  
      “Right, listen everybody, that includes you Grice 
        – are we all here?” 
        “No Sir, Darren’s not here, he’s been away for a while 
        AND his mum hasn’t sent in a note. And Pulling’s out on the 
        school field practising his corners again” 
        “Well for those of you that are here, Mr Pook’s not going 
        to be in today…” (The class cheers). “…Mr Bloor 
        will be looking after you today.” (Cue a louder cheer). 
        “We like Mr Bloor, he’s not as strict as Mr Pook and he wears 
        better clothes…” 
        “Silence! He’ll be doing probability with you and then bookmaking 
        – I presume that’s some type of art activity. Make sure you 
        all behave yourselves as I’ll be telling Mr Pook if any of you get 
        into trouble and he won’t be happy if any of you are kept behind 
        at the end of the day” 
      Well, that’s how I kind of imagined what happened 
        when they heard that Alan wouldn’t be at the game. I was just worried 
        that we were facing a decent side with a “supply” manager 
        in charge and that it just seemed that we might just slip up. But then 
        I remembered that Danny Bloor is in fact a County League Championship-winning 
        manager and a more than able deputy. A strange game ensued, we were under 
        par for most of it, surrendered a lead twice and had a man sent off, yet 
        we still won. This can be summed up best in one word - “Battlingness” 
        (Sorry Helen) 
      Despite being threatened with the bench for his antics 
        against Bracknell, Nko kept his place up front and with long-term absentees 
        Carrington, Lopez and Virgo on the sidelines, Beech at boot-camp Withdean, 
        Lamont and Dobbyn in the sick bay and Freeman, who knows where (If anyone 
        finds him, can they please hand him in?) it was a depleted squad with 
        only four on the bench. Owen Hill came in for the Sean Edwards in the 
        only change from Tuesday night. This meant we went 3-5-2 with Lutwyche, 
        Guile and Dicker at the back; Holmes, Hill, Rogers, Grice and Knee across 
        midfield with Sam and Nko up front. 
      Now, we didn’t get going for a while although Sam 
        quite clearly had the measure of their defence and was terrorising them 
        almost at will. Nko’s unorthodox style was causing confusion (for 
        both teams), yet we never really clicked with wingbacks Holmes and Knee 
        restricted on both flanks. We still managed to open the scoring when Sam 
        beat a defender, looked up and spotting Nko in the box, passed the ball 
        to Paul Rogers instead, who wrong-footed Tooting’s geriatric goalkeeper 
        as he slotted home a goal on his 50th Worthing appearance. 
      Tooting were a horrible side – cynical, snide, thuggish 
        and unattractive with their manager doing his best to wind everyone up. 
        Nko and Sam were getting regular digs in the ribs and an over fussy referee 
        was happy to ignore the big decisions while punishing the trivial, seemingly 
        always in favour of the visitors. Despite this, Tooting did have a few 
        fans that made some noise and for all these negatives, the one positive 
        they did have was that they never gave up. They equalised when some shocking 
        defensive play left one of their attackers in acres of space to turn and 
        score. 
      Within five minutes of the re-start we were ahead again. 
        A great cross from the right by Francis, headed in by Ekoku to restore 
        the lead. But then, characteristically, we didn’t quite know whether 
        to defend the 2-1 or go for a third goal and ended up doing neither as 
        Tooting equalised again. Substitutions were made - Hill replaced by Pulling 
        and Jones on for Ekoku as the Rebels pressed for three points and just 
        as on Tuesday it seemed we would share the spoils, up popped man-of-the-moment 
        Mark Pulling to follow up a Sam Francis shot that was parried by the goalkeeper 
        3-2. There was still time for Shaun Grice and one of their players to 
        be sent off for an off the ball punch-up and for Roy Pook to enjoy some 
        more pitch time before the final whistle was blown. 3-2 to the Rebels, 
        three points and only two casualties – Andy Lutwyche’s hamstring 
        injury may rule him out for the rest of the season while Shaun Grice will 
        miss the home game against Walton & Hersham through suspension. 
      With almost all the top sides winning (except Lewes and 
        Windsor) it was vital that we picked up maximum points as the top seven 
        have pulled away from the closing pack. It is also often said that it 
        is better to be a lucky manager than a good manager and if you’re 
        in Danny’s line of business then that quality is almost a pre-requisite. 
        So, onwards and upwards as we travel to Egham on Tuesday, Banstead on 
        Thursday and Met Police on Saturday with 7 points out of 9 surely a satisfactory 
        return. One thing is for certain; the squad's collective “Battlingness” 
        will be stretched to its limit this week. 
      NB – On a serious note, we have 
        heard that Alan’s daughter is ill and in hospital. I am sure I speak 
        for all Worthing fans in sending her our very best wishes for a speedy 
        recovery. 
      TEAM – Will Packham 7, Andy Lutwyche 
        7, Chris Dicker 7, Owen Hill 6 (Sub Mark Pulling 7), Des Guile 8, Stewart 
        Holmes 7, Shaun Grice 6, Paul Rogers 8, Sam Francis 9 (Sub Roy Pook 6), 
        Mark Knee 6, Nko Ekoku 7 (Sub Gavin Jones 7) SUB NOT USED Ross Johnson 
      MY MAN OF THE MATCH – Sam Francis, 
        “Stop him scoring and you stop Worthing” said one eedjit. 
        More like “Stop him scoring and watch him set them up instead”. 
       
         
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