| It’s 
      time for the home straight, hang on to your hats and open those wallets 
      because there’s plenty of games still to go…  
       Let’s start with a formula - Merland Rise + Dodgy 
        match official = dropped points. We huffed and we puffed and we nearly 
        did it with MARK KNEE’s second half strike but 
        up popped Luke Fontana to equalize in the second minute of stoppage time 
        to the gleeful delight of his delightful family who had decided to berate 
        us for daring to question the ability of their boy. Football eh, dontcha 
        just love it? 
      ‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello – what’s 
        goin’ on ‘ere then? A 2-0 win for the Rebels at the Met Police, 
        that’s what officer! Goals from MARK PULLING and 
        CLAY LAMONT gave the Rebels three points in a game that 
        saw a partially fit Ben Carrington return to the side. 
      Horsham away next and after we’d dozed off to allow 
        our hosts to take an early lead and have a legitimate Owen Hill strike 
        disallowed, we came back to claim all three points as MARK KNEE 
        and MARK PULLING found the net. 
      We got away with it at home to Walton & Hersham. They 
        were reduced to nine men and were 1-0 up, we equalized through MARK 
        PULLING only for them to run straight up the pitch and score 
        again. Lucky for us that we had OWEN HILL on hand to 
        blast an unstoppable equalizer past the outstanding Gindre deep into stoppage 
        time. 
      Easter Monday was the eagerly anticipated trip to Lewes. 
        NKO EKOKU gave us the lead when Dominic Jean Zepherin 
        fumbled a through ball before Lewes equalized just before half time. Paul 
        Rogers scored soon after half time (at the wrong end) before OWEN 
        HILL converted a Mark Knee cross. All hell broke loose almost 
        dead on full time as a Lewes player was harshly adjudged to have brought 
        down Owen Hill in the box. Up stepped Darren Freeman who blasted the ball 
        against the Lewes crossbar and away to safety. The reactions of Freeman, 
        Grice and Harvey saw red cards all round but the main protagonist clown 
        goalkeeper DJZ got away with it. It was particularly funny to see “hardman” 
        Harvey being chased off the pitch by an angry Worthing player. It wasn’t 
        particularly funny to hear provocative comments being made over the public 
        address system by a Lewes official and all the more galling, as we’d 
        enjoyed good beer and good company with Lewes fans before the game itself. 
      Leatherhead at home next and they looked like a typically 
        disinterested end-of-season side in sharp contrast to the lively side 
        we faced in the away fixture. An early goal from NKO EKOKU 
        and a late header from ASHLEY CARR secured three points 
        and promotion was in touching distance. 
      The following Tuesday saw the most disappointing display 
        of the season and to be fair to the players, probably their only real 
        bad day of the season as we capitulated 3-0 to Lewes with no-one playing 
        well. The darkest day of the season. 
      But disappointing as Tuesday was, Saturday was magnificent. 
        The lads lifted themselves and in glorious sunshine secured promotion 
        up at Hampton & Richmond’s magnificently named “Beveree”. 
        After going a goal behind, we came back with strikes from SAM 
        FRANCIS and STEWART HOLMES and secured promotion 
        amid jubilant scenes. Other results were not going our way though and 
        it would take a minor miracle to overtake Lewes for the championship. 
      Nothing more than a win would do up at Stag Meadow and 
        in front of a big crowd, it hammered it down with rain after a thunderstorm. 
        It was so severe that the second half was delayed for the players safety 
        and when the game did resume it was in monsoon conditions, equally as 
        bad as Boxing Day but with the league programme having to be finished 
        by Saturday, the referee had no choice but to continue with proceedings. 
        An entertaining game ensued and Slough even took the lead on 80 minutes 
        but OWEN HILL came to the rescue again with a late strike 
        and the spoils were shared. The league title was out of our grasp and 
        the on looking Lewes players and fans were jubilant. 
      The following Saturday saw the visit of Ashford Town and 
        it really was one of those “end-of-season” affairs with forgotten 
        man GAVIN GEDDES making a goalscoring return and victory 
        was only confirmed when substitute MARK KNEE gave us 
        the three points in a 2-1 victory that secured second place. 
      All that was left now was The Sussex Senior Cup Final 
        at Eastbourne Borough against a strong Albion side. In wet conditions, 
        their extra fitness told as they finished 2-0 victors to lift the cup 
        once more. There was a great turnout by Rebels fans who produced a great 
        atmosphere to try and lift the side and give the departing Ben Carrington 
        the send-off he so richly deserved. 
      A really exciting season in which ALL the players should 
        be congratulated for playing their part. Semi-pro football is hugely demanding 
        – on top of full-time jobs (which very often is knackering manual 
        work), on top of wives, girlfriends, kids and mortgages these men give 
        as every Tuesday and Thursday evening and Saturday afternoons to pull 
        on the red shirt and do their bit. Yes, they get paid, but if you were 
        to break it down into an hourly rate with all the traveling involved you 
        soon see that they can’t be motivated by money alone. Thanks again. 
      And to Alan and his backroom staff who turned it all around 
        – a memorable season only prevented from being a Championship-winning 
        one by the width of a crossbar. 
      And I can’t wait for it all to start again! 
      League Record so far – P 46, W 
        26 D 14 L 6, F 87, A 45, Pts 92, GD +42 
      Players In – None 
        Players Out – None 
      The “We want Lloyd Back” Grumbleometer 
        from the bus stop rating – Even they are happy (well for now anyway) 
        2/10 
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