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      Ssshhh... don't
        tell Campbell. | 
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      The Irish pub on
        Tuesday night | 
    
    
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      Campbell extends
        the warm hand of international friendship | 
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      Campbell, his
        sister and Helen are delighted to meet Berti Vogts | 
    
    
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      Prendy in the pub | 
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      Campbell and Helen
        discuss haircare tips | 
    
    
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      Mainz has a pub
        named in honour of Worthing FC's French striking sensation | 
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      Robert, Mick
        & Adam (a Brummie and a Kiwi) and Helen toast the sambuca, as
        Campbell dives for cover. | 
    
    
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      Adam (an Airline
        pilot with a strangley shaped tongue) and Mick (a Brummie and something
        else to do with the flight) in Florian. | 
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      The hotel, from
        the hotel window... | 
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      ... we had to
        walk over this bridge | 
    
    
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      What's
        this?  The men in the white coats are coming for me... | 
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      Mainz's 1,000
        year old Cathedral | 
    
    
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      Helen and her
        crepes.  Not having one?  No, I went before I left the
        hotel... | 
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      Mainz's market
        square houses | 
    
    
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      Paul and Helen in
        the Eisgrub Brau Haus, with a spanking paddle full of beer  | 
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      Gavin drifts off | 
    
    
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      Simon Kellas
        shows off his chiselled cheekbones | 
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      The Tartan Army
        gathering in the Eisgrub Brau | 
    
    
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      The white wine is
        Donnelly's, of course | 
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      Donny and his
        amazing jizz-styled hair | 
    
    
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      Helen
        gets her rabbit out | 
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      Adam, tired from
        confusing the bewildered locals, takes a well-earned break | 
    
    
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      NATA on the wall
        of fame: Munich, Kaiserslautern, Netley Abbey | 
    
    
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      The
        Christmas market after dark | 
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      Donnelly gets
        into the spirit of Christmas by shunning us all in favour of food | 
    
    
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      Simon, eye wide
        shut, soaking up the atmosphere | 
    
    
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      Campbell helps
        Adam to check on the "boys" | 
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      Horses, horses
        everywhere | 
    
    
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      Adam considers
        living out the old teacher-pupil fantasy with a rather attractive older
        lady... she'll teach you a thing or two! | 
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      Germany preparing
        for a first-half free-kick | 
    
    
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      The other end of
        the boxy, Dunfermline-esque stadium | 
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      Two German fans
        with Helen in the first half (and yes, that is a Hearts top) | 
    
    
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      "Anyone know
        where the ground is?" | 
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      Den Haag David
        shows us the first signs of progress in his DIY cloning experiment | 
    
    
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      DHD in festive
        mood. | 
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      Who said German
        women were hairy? | 
    
    
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      As Scotland score
        to make it 3-2 in the dying minutes, Paul finds himself marooned in an
        empty terrace retrieving his flag | 
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      The Scotland
        contingent, from above | 
    
    
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      Kids: don't try
        this at home | 
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      As one light
        dims... | 
    
    
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      And here we have
        the judges' top three in the cheesey smile contest | 
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      Campbell asks
        Santa's little helper how he can get a job | 
    
    
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      Never trust a man
        who hangs around by the gents with a camera | 
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      The police
        station: closed for the night |