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Ssshhh... don't
tell Campbell. |
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The Irish pub on
Tuesday night |
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Campbell extends
the warm hand of international friendship |
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Campbell, his
sister and Helen are delighted to meet Berti Vogts |
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Prendy in the pub |
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Campbell and Helen
discuss haircare tips |
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Mainz has a pub
named in honour of Worthing FC's French striking sensation |
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Robert, Mick
& Adam (a Brummie and a Kiwi) and Helen toast the sambuca, as
Campbell dives for cover. |
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Adam (an Airline
pilot with a strangley shaped tongue) and Mick (a Brummie and something
else to do with the flight) in Florian. |
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The hotel, from
the hotel window... |
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... we had to
walk over this bridge |
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What's
this? The men in the white coats are coming for me... |
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Mainz's 1,000
year old Cathedral |
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Helen and her
crepes. Not having one? No, I went before I left the
hotel... |
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Mainz's market
square houses |
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Paul and Helen in
the Eisgrub Brau Haus, with a spanking paddle full of beer |
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Gavin drifts off |
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Simon Kellas
shows off his chiselled cheekbones |
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The Tartan Army
gathering in the Eisgrub Brau |
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The white wine is
Donnelly's, of course |
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Donny and his
amazing jizz-styled hair |
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Helen
gets her rabbit out |
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Adam, tired from
confusing the bewildered locals, takes a well-earned break |
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NATA on the wall
of fame: Munich, Kaiserslautern, Netley Abbey |
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The
Christmas market after dark |
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Donnelly gets
into the spirit of Christmas by shunning us all in favour of food |
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Simon, eye wide
shut, soaking up the atmosphere |
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Campbell helps
Adam to check on the "boys" |
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Horses, horses
everywhere |
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Adam considers
living out the old teacher-pupil fantasy with a rather attractive older
lady... she'll teach you a thing or two! |
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Germany preparing
for a first-half free-kick |
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The other end of
the boxy, Dunfermline-esque stadium |
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Two German fans
with Helen in the first half (and yes, that is a Hearts top) |
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"Anyone know
where the ground is?" |
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Den Haag David
shows us the first signs of progress in his DIY cloning experiment |
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DHD in festive
mood. |
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Who said German
women were hairy? |
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As Scotland score
to make it 3-2 in the dying minutes, Paul finds himself marooned in an
empty terrace retrieving his flag |
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The Scotland
contingent, from above |
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Kids: don't try
this at home |
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As one light
dims... |
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And here we have
the judges' top three in the cheesey smile contest |
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Campbell asks
Santa's little helper how he can get a job |
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Never trust a man
who hangs around by the gents with a camera |
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The police
station: closed for the night |