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NATA Diary
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A bit of an epic trip, this one, lasting for 7 days and
taking in 4 hotels in 3 cities. What follows is very much
Paul and Helen's condensed account of what happened, as
although Rich went on the same flights, his experiences
are almost entirely different. And as for the Inverness
Boys...
Myself (Paul), Helen and Rich left Gatwick on the Friday
before the game for 3 days in Gdansk before heading to Bydgoszcz
on the Monday. I'd struck a bet with Rich the night before
that there would be less than 10 Scots on the plane, and
I was right - we were the only ones, much to the delight
of the air stewardesses.
The highlights of our time in Gdansk included visiting
numerous underground pubs and meeting several people, including
a mental Algerian guy and a lovely student celebrating her
'name day', Anouska, along with a bunch of art students
from Carlisle - hello to Laura and Heather from Ayrshire.
Laura taught us that Zubrowka vodka (flavoured with bison
grass) did not leave a hangover the next morning when drunk
with apple juice - we'd neglected to the follow this on
the first night and I didn't surface until 5pm! We also
quickly learned that all Polish men have learned to speak
English from Borat, as Helen was treated to several chat-up
attempts - "I like you, you very nice! Very pretty
lady", including one by a real salty sea dog, 60 if
he was a day, who followed up with his e-mail address!
Monday morning and a train down to Big Dog - a wee bit
of a culture shock from Gdansk's medieval architecture and
cobbled streets! The walk down the main street from the
station to the town (we were staying in the Pod Orlem) had
us convincing ourselves that this was just the town's equivalent
area to Kings Cross. The hotel was nice though, and after
a quick stop to freshen up we went for a wee wander around.
We'd agreed to meet Rich at 8pm in whatever pub was in
the square (which turned out to be the very narrow Bar Amsterdam)
- at around 4pm I thought we should just pop in from a research
point of view. I was quickly greeted by Artour, John from
Sheffield and a bunch from NOSTA, and on returning from
the bar we got talking to Buenos (as in Aires), Ally (the
main Posh Spice verse contributor) and his wife, Susan.
Foolishly, Ally asked why I wasn't in "the much better
pub around the corner" (see the Tribute to Talc page),
so after a couple we set off to find one, ending up downstairs
in a back alley in the excellent Pub Medyk. After chatting
to Martin and Chrystof (don't worry lads - the photo will
be up soon!) at the computer on the bar about this very
website we set off to the boat pub with a crowd of high
school students for a table football contest.
Myself and Rich (who had stumbled across us all in the
Medyk) were the only victorious Scottish pair, and after
several gubbings we set foot back on dry land and continued
our drinking in Merlin, where a mad skinhead with a frisky
girlfriend set about buying us a variety of mind-blowing
shots. After another round in the pub underneath the Amsterdam,
we staggered our separate ways (it was barely midnight!),
having agreed to meet up at the station for the Under-21s
match the next day.
We met up in time for the train around mid-day to Wloclawek,
and by the time we got there, the train having stopped off
in Torun for the Notts Scots and Artour's NOSTA contingent,
there were 30-40 Scots in tow, all of which appeared to
be on a day-trip... apart from Helen and I who, on the advice
of Polorbis in London ("no hotels, very busy"),
had booked the Tuesday night in the Hotel Kujawy, so we
stepped off the train with our full week's baggage strapped
to our backs. This made no difference to the massed ranks
of the Polish polis, who marched us all a mile and half
to the ground, accompanied by a real show of military strength
from all the riot vans. After an hour of standing outside
the Scotland turnstile, and seeing the taxi we'd hailed
chased away by the police, we were suddenly allowed to wander
off, the majority in the direction of the stadium bar, whilst
us two were eventually driven to the hotel in a police car
(with the siren considerately wailing as we pulled up -
ensuring that the hotel staff were eyeing us up constantly).
We got a taxi back to the ground, but by the time we met
the others (Ally, Susan, Buenos, NTA's Campbell and Adam
- Josie was feeling ill so Scott had gone back to Torun
with her), the polis had shut the bar. Having just come
up the road, we led a deputation back to the nearest pub,
optimistically titled the Strong Club. After a couple of
bevvies, and the very friendly barmaid inviting us back
with the immortal words "I like you, you come back
after game, no worry about the crazy people", we were
off to the offy next door to perform the old 'vodka into
soft drink bottles' trick.
The game was abysmal, a 1-0 defeat in the pouring rain,
and we took the decision to leave after an hour to head
back to the pub (partly as the voddy had run dry). This
was now around 6pm, with everyone's train at 9pm. What followed
is a story all on its own - suffice to say that I was drinking
with 2 comedy hooligans (think Right Said Fred), a Robbie
Coltrane look-alike was plying us with double voddys, a
student and his sultry girlfriend tried to initiate a bit
of wife-swapping, and we were presented with a leaving gift
of a box of six new pint tankards from the friendly barmaid
(along with Buenos' lost hat).
The only other Scots who were staying were the Kirrie Boys
- 2 lads from Kirriemuir who we had met hours earlier in
the bar. We went for one drink in the dubious London Pub,
where we encountered the hoolies again ("I like you,
my beautiful Scottish friend"), and staggered back
to the fleapit of the hotel, promising to get the first
train out of this hellhole the next day. We found out the
next day that Ally and Susan had managed to miss their train
and had to pay for a taxi (and petrol) back from Torun to
Big Dog! I still say that they were the lucky ones.
Up at the crack of dawn (hardly able to sleep given the
surroundings), we headed for the first train, having been
unable to rouse the Kirrie Boys and leaving 5 of our new
pint glasses in the hotel room. Thankfully we met a couple
of Scottish guys on their way through from Warsaw on the
train, and such was our relief at getting back to relative
civilisation that we almost kissed the platform at Bydgoszcz
station, whilst everyone else was remarking on what a dump
the place was.
We met Ally and Susan outside the station, and stumbled
across the Inverness Boys (with Billy Dunn) in Hamburgery
Pizza (we'd popped in for breakfast). They had flown to
Amsterdam and caught the train, but David couldn't work
his phone on the continent, so it was a spot of luck we
found them so early. Helen and I checked back into the Pod
Orlem, and we all met up back at the Medyk, along with the
Notts Scots. A good session later (to a soundtrack of James
Brown and the Stones, along with a bit of DIY) we headed
up to the square, and with a sizeable carryout we marched
off to the ground. We missed kick-off by a couple of minutes
due to the congestion, but soon found a good spot, although
after the game (1-1 draw, if anyone doesn't know!) we were
quite late out, and found ourselves around the corner in
the Hotel Zawisa bar (more like a kiosk selling cans). A
pizza stop and one more drink in the Medyk was enough for
most of us to call it a night, as the previous day in Wloclawek
had exhausted the lot of us who went. There was still time
for Inverness David to lose his wallet and passport though!
As a reward to ourselves for the Under-21 ordeal we checked
into the luxurious Holiday Inn (I know - we sold out!),
and after a meal in the hotel's TGI Fridays restaurant (even
worse), we headed out for one last night on the town. We
bumped into Ewan and Jon who were over with the Albannaich
trip, and after a drink in the Blue Café, where we
met the gay Algerian and Anouska again, some mental cocktails
in the Tropikana bar (with yet more comedy Polish hooligan
types, one chatting up a Polish girl in English, trying
to convince her he was Welsh!), and witnessing another fight
in the Irish pub (we saw one the previous weekend), we staggered
back to the hotel.
After meeting up with Rich at the airport (we'd barely
seen him as he'd spent 4 nights in the dog) and stocking
up on a variety of duty-free voddy (potato vodka, bison
grass vodka, vodka with gold flakes), we found ourselves
sitting behind Singing Phil and Scott Kelly on the flight
home, leaving me open to ridicule for my vegetarian eating
habits. After a farewell drink in Gatwick's bar, much to
the dislike of assorted shell-suited Ingerlish boneheads
off on their package trips, it was back to reality - only
4 months to go until Brussels!
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After the excesses of the Croatia home game, NATA split
up and headed our separate ways to Belgium. The Inverness
Boys (David, Allan and Brian, along with occasional member
Scott) spent a week via Eurostar in a dodgy area of Brussels
(where David was able to prove himself as a "team player").
Ally and Sue flew out on the Sunday, as did Chris (separate
flight, but staying with the Inverness Boys). Helen and
I (Paul) caught the Eurostar from Ashford on the Monday
morning, and what follows is our story. All the rest of
NATA simply stayed at home!
Patently the only Scots at Ashford on the Monday lunchtime
train, Helen and I were the subject of a few bemused glances,
particularly as we took our seats on the train (next to
a tutting English gent). No sooner had we sat down than
Colin from the Prestwick Tartan Army passed us on the way
back from the buffet car, and he invited us to join them
down in the next carriage. The next 5 hours passed swiftly
in the company of Colin, Steff, Tom, McGregor and Danny,
as we visited a couple of dodgy-ish bars in the Anderlecht
area right outside the station. A walk through the pouring
rain, a drunken row and a brief doze followed, before stirring
ourselves to go and meet the others, several hours later
than planned.
Now semi-sober, we met up with the others, including several
LA members and the Milngavie Tartan Army for a few beers,
before ordering one Hoegaarden too many and staggering home
to the hotel, past the ludicrously small Mannekin Pis.
We had planned to do the U21's on the Tuesday, despite the
TA wedding taking place in the town (we all had a semi invite,
in a friend of a friend kind of way, but we all agreed that
we didn't really know the couple enough) and we were to
meet up in the Mort Subite bar at lunchtime to discuss our
options. We then decided that as we couldn't be sure of
a train back to Brussels we would stay put - we then got
a text from Brian explaining that they were on a train to
the game. The red-shirted and porn-star sunglass toting
Milngavie boys went their own way to continue their open-top
bus tour, as we spent the rest of the day on a drinking
tour of the Bourse area, where we found the superb art deco
L'Archiduc jazz bar, complete with pianist at 5 in the evening,
along with meeting the Cardiff Tartan Army (CARTA?) over
a couple of 11% beers, not to mention the nearly-violent
gay bar and the strangely sedate fishmarket bar. After meeting
up with the St Truiden-shirted Inverness Boys back in L'Archiduc
(by which time you had to ring a bell for entry), and buying
a veggie-kebab (which I had sworn not to do), we staggered
back for the night.
On matchday, we had another rendezvous in the Mort Subite
(where I managed to upset the waitress for no apparent reason),
and we opted to go out to the Schumann district (where the
EU HQ is) for some beers, with the Inverness Boys and Chris
choosing to stay in the Grande Place. Now, the GP was a
real focal point for a large number of TA throughout, but
as my first experience of it was treading broken glass on
the Monday night, whilst picking up a cigarette burn from
a fellow reveller, I was a wee bit put off. By all accounts,
the atmosphere was excellent (even if the carry-outs were
at premium prices) and the TA so well-behaved that the polis
took the unprecedented move of allowing the square to stay
open throughout - however we had taken the view that we
would rather soak up the local atmosphere in backstreet
drinking dens, and so, for the most part, that's exactly
what we did. Anyway, after moving through the GP, meeting
Polish Danny and Scott of the Notts Scots, we caught the
metro out to the James Joyce pub (scene of the wedding reception
on the Tuesday). We were shocked at how dead the streets
were in this part of town, and headed back to the metro
via the Old Oak for a baked tattie.
Confident that we were in plenty of time, we walked to
the turnstiles from the metro (getting separated on the
way) to be confronted with a massive scrum of people and
no obvious method to the madness. Helen and I were some
of the lucky ones who saw kick-off. We were even in our
seats in time for the anthems but the terrible sound system
meant only the main stand could hear anything - the rest
of us pretty much gave up and had to endure yet another
chorus of "Hey Baby". The game was a big disappointment,
as Scotland played possession football in our own half before
conceding the first, then going through the motions until
the last minutes. As we prepared to take a last gasp free
kick, with the score still poised at 1-0, Helen turned and
said "if we don't score this, we'll lose 2-0".
We didn't score, and we duly conceded straight away on the
break. Absolutely distraught at the manner of the defeat,
I was quickly planning the fastest route back to the hotel
as the final whistle went.
As around 9,000 of the 12,000 Scots at the game headed
for the gates, we stayed to applaud the Belgian team, then
the Belgian fans, then the stewards, all to a chorus of
"Doh a deer", and then to the two young girl stewards
now sporting Scotland 2008 tshirts, "Hey Baby".
After over half-an-hour of solid singing and dancing, and
choking back tears of pride, we said goodbye to the crowd
of bemused stewards and headed out into the night.
After being herded to the metro the long way round, we
were told that it was too busy and no-one else would get
on that night. We found ourselves in a crowd of hundreds,
relying on Chris's French language skills to negotiate a
passage back to town, when a bus pulled up. We had a loose
arrangement to meet back in the fishmarket, which was also
a useful haven away from celebrating Belgian fans, or so
we thought until Nicholas and friends popped in. Understandably
happy with the result, and sat drinking and laughing with
their friends, they took the time to come over to say how
happy they were with the way the Scottish fans had behaved,
and how the Scotland fans had won on the night, even if
the team hadn't. An exchange of tshirts later and we were
sat drinking at their table. Still feeling a wee bit subdued,
we had the last drink of the night in a suitably dodgy old-mans
bar and headed back through the still-partying square.
On the Thursday, despite a late start due to a hangover,
Helen and I went back out to Heysel for the tourist trawl
around mini-Europe and up the Atomium, before heading round
for a quick drink in the stadium's own bar. From there we
took a lightning detour to Anderlecht's ground on the south-side,
before heading back in to the Mort Subite to meet up with
Ally & Sue and Scott & Josie. After the obligatory
Mort Subite cheese omelette (just about the only sustenance
I had all week), we set off on a "TA couples evening"
trawling the backstreet bars. A couple of jars of "John
Lambie" from a ming vase, and a few Kwaks later and
we were all dancing with the drunkest bar owner in town
(click here for a photo). After a wee bite to eat everyone
drifted off to bed (around 1-ish) and Helen and I found
time for a quick nightcap in some weird acid-jazz place
round the corner from the hotel.
The next day was checking-out day, and in a misguided attempt
to sample at least some of the beer festival we'd booked
an evening Eurostar. Of course, by Friday morning my liver
could take no more, so after stashing the bags at the hotel
we did a wee tour of the Moleenbeek area to check out RWD
Moleenbeek's ground (it's like a big Firhill). A spot of
beer-shopping later (9% Delirium Tremens and a spot of Hoegaarden
Grand Cru that I'm saving for the right moment) and a quick
coffee in the Halloween Bar followed before the Eurostar
journey from hell. This being 6.30pm on a Friday, all the
Hooray Henry's who work for daddy's friend in Brussels besieged
the buffet car (right behind our seats) and proceeded to
guffaw all the way back home to jolly-old-Blighty, leaving
me feeling lucky to be a Scot!
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