Thursday 11th September 2003 - Munich
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From posh baths
in Dortmund to posh TVs in Munich |
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Drinking with
Ally and Elaine, upstairs in the "world famous Hofbraühaus |
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Ally and Helen |
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The decor and
surrounds of the groundfloor beer hall |
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Is speaking to
drunk, elderly Germans really a good idea |
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Let the caption
write itself! |
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Ally,
ready to "Escape to Victory" |
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Helen tries to
act nonchalant |
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Where are your
hands, Hans? |
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Who says subtlety
comes with age? |
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Yet
more toilet humour, this time in the superb Landhaus |
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Helen and Elaine,
in the shade of a big tree, in the Landhaus bar. |
Friday 12th September 2003 - Munich
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Helen, an
alluring advert, and the Grünwalder Stadion |
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Not much of a
plan, is it? |
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First glimpse of
1860's historic home - the Grünwalder Stadion |
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Behind the goal |
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Across the pitch |
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And up above |
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The entrance to
1860's training complex |
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The perfectly manicured
pitches |
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Helen chows down
on sausages in the bar at the training ground |
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Paul
- on the right side of the tracks |
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The floodlights
of the Grünwalder Stadion |
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Doh! A deer |
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Sex Education for
Rhinos |
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He's got the
horn! |
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Sh*t-eater! |
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What an ugly
b@stard! |
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And
again! Feeding time, at the zoo (oh yeah!) - Paul eats his spinach
noodles with glee |
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And another
couple! |
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Intrepid Indiana Allison
fearlessly crosses the ravine |
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The goats help
themselves to the food in the pram |
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Nipples on that! |
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Hello ladies! |
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The Janet Street
Porter of the animal world |
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Paul and his
double |