Thursday 11th September 2003 - Munich
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      From posh baths
        in Dortmund to posh TVs in Munich | 
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      Drinking with
        Ally and Elaine, upstairs in the "world famous Hofbraühaus | 
    
    
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      Ally and Helen | 
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      The decor and
        surrounds of the groundfloor beer hall | 
    
    
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      Is speaking to
        drunk, elderly Germans really a good idea  | 
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      Let the caption
        write itself! | 
    
    
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      Ally,
        ready to "Escape to Victory" | 
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      Helen tries to
        act nonchalant | 
    
    
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      Where are your
        hands, Hans? | 
    
    
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      Who says subtlety
        comes with age? | 
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      Yet
        more toilet humour, this time in the superb Landhaus | 
    
    
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      Helen and Elaine,
        in the shade of a big tree, in the Landhaus bar. | 
    
    
      
        Friday 12th September 2003 - Munich
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      Helen, an
        alluring advert, and the Grünwalder Stadion | 
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      Not much of a
        plan, is it? | 
    
    
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      First glimpse of
        1860's historic home - the Grünwalder Stadion | 
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      Behind the goal | 
    
    
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      Across the pitch | 
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      And up above | 
    
    
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      The entrance to
        1860's training complex | 
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      The perfectly manicured
        pitches | 
    
    
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      Helen chows down
        on sausages in the bar at the training ground | 
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      Paul
        - on the right side of the tracks | 
    
    
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      The floodlights
        of the Grünwalder Stadion | 
    
    
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      Doh!  A deer | 
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      Sex Education for
        Rhinos | 
    
    
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      He's got the
        horn! | 
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      Sh*t-eater! | 
    
    
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      What an ugly
        b@stard!   | 
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      And
        again!  Feeding time, at the zoo (oh yeah!) - Paul eats his spinach
        noodles with glee | 
    
    
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      And another
        couple! | 
    
    
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      Intrepid Indiana Allison
        fearlessly crosses the ravine | 
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      The goats help
        themselves to the food in the pram | 
    
    
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      Nipples on that! | 
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      Hello ladies! | 
    
    
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      The Janet Street
        Porter of the animal world | 
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      Paul and his
        double |